It seems unfair that any internet advice regarding booty calls is for men and how to keep a booty call woman happy and available.  I'm actually finding most of this advice offensive.  What what?  What about us ladies that want to booty call?  I think society thinks that women don't have to booty call because they can just go out and pick up a dude.  But what if you don't want to pick up a dude? What if you want something tried and true without the getting to know you crap?  Without the chance of putting yourself out there for a crap lay?  Not cool internet, not cool. Plus, I haven't had a one night stand since my early twenties.  Why?  Because they always involve alcohol, unfulfilled-ed-ness, and shame.  Ew, no.  The only way I could sleep with someone I don't know is if I was bombed out of my skull and that is not the way I am anymore.  At all.